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lord-kitschener:
“ tedcruzthemarshmallowman:
“ geckopirateship:
“ jazzcatte:
“ does… does he know what that means
”
Lay your cash down for the chance to fuck Ted Cruz
”
20 minutes into Netflix and chill and he gives you this look
”
Netflix and become...

tedcruzthemarshmallowman:
geckopirateship:
jazzcatte:
does… does he know what that means
Lay your cash down for the chance to fuck Ted Cruz
20 minutes into Netflix and chill and he gives you this look

Netflix and become the zodiac killer’s next victim

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samueldhall:

This is me on a daily basis

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deathcult66:

jarayd:
th0rnqueen:
a fake customer service account went around and said what service employees really want to say to stupid customers
IDOL TBH
The people who run that page are glorious

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tastefullyoffensive:

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thejeriberri:

thecalliecocat:
octo-sad:
thecalliecocat:
WHERE’S THE LIE THO
so basically… To be a good man you should only be with one woman for your entire life? And if you’ve been with someone that’s disgusting? Ok.
dude. it’s a play-off of how people treat women by slut shaming them. see how ridiculous it sounds when they switch genders? then why is it that way for women.
It sucks that it had to be explained…

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legalmexican:

onlyblackgirl:
themaskednegro:
jessicaellencornish:
bettyfelon:
The other day, we saw this violinist performing “Bang Bang” near Park Street and I’m still totally 😻😻😻 over her!
WHAT THE HECK!? This is so cool!
Girl in the background that just walks up and immediately starts getting down
I see her all the time.
I’m the girl dancing

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machikono:

BIRD JUMPED ON THE KEYBOARD
AN d
WHERE AR ETHE MANNERS

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godpenis:

cumtear:
this is called weakness
This is white culture

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