clestroying:

regirocked:

clestroying:

can someone please photo shop this


you’re welcome

thankyou

clestroying:

regirocked:

clestroying:

can someone please photo shop this

you’re welcome

thankyou

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celestial-time-sorceress:

I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” 

and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” 

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browningtons:

fantasticurl:

i have accidentally kept the stopwatch on my ipod going for 22093 hours
920 days
two and a half years

browningtons:

fantasticurl:

i have accidentally kept the stopwatch on my ipod going for 22093 hours

920 days

two and a half years

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graffitiballs:

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

hair: goo goo ga ga

me: how cute

6 months later

hair: but moooooom I don’t need to be trimmed

me: fuck u *shaves head*

(via pizza)

sally-mun:

This is how I imagine my college is using my tuition money.

sally-mun:

This is how I imagine my college is using my tuition money.

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johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

(via pizza)

bootybureau:

getoffmybloghoe:

Internet history won’t tell you anything, if parents really want to know what their kids are up to check their most recent emojis

image

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oqk:

put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this

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officialfrenchtoast:

when someone is asking for directions

image

its that way

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sylvehun:

holy shit

(via holdyoheaduphigh)

pemsylvania:

everyones like “you cant fill in the grand canyon with cement! theres not enough lime in the world!” UM im pretty sure you can just grow more limes so dont tell me how to live my life 

(via cheetahgirl69420)

curnstain:

follovved:

follovved:

what did professor oak say before he got into a fight

DONT PROF.OAK ME

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Arctic Monkeys - Fluorescent Adolescent (Acoustic)

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ihiditinyourfood:

thorhead:

I can’t honestly be the only one who gets really disappointed if their calendar picture for the month of their birthday is rubbish, right?

i have been waiting for this post my whole life

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